so today i was like...waking up?

and then i brushed my teeth,

and i was like, whoa, your teeth looks good!

and i was like, stare in the mirror?

and i was like, today's Aces Day!

so i was all, oh no!

and then i was like, i wanna cry?

but then they said, it was like, cancelled.

so i was all, yay!

but then pei and shan were all, go wear the skirt!

and i was like, huh?

so i was all, hafta go wear,

cause if not then pei and shan would be like,

we hafta kick your ass!

but i was like, you can't,

cause im like, bigger than you,

so like, yeah, haha.

and then i was like, going around the staffroom,

like, with min min and theodora, yeah

and then min min was like, panicking?

cause she was all, i can't find mrs chan,

who is like, the art teacher?

so i was all, you can give me those cookies,

and i was like, give a hopeful look?

but min min was all, no way!

so i was like, sad?

and i went all, boo hoo,

but in the end we found mrs chan,

so like yeah, i have no cookies,

so now, i like, hafta go and cry now,

so yeah.

~ ah-poo (who simply couldn't be bothered to write something up, and since ah-kay was bothering her, just wrote some rubbish)

THE PWNER (AH SIA) SINGS IN HER MOST GAYEST VOICE EVER!

TEH NOOB SONG

Hey noobs, I'm going to like totally like pwn you noobs.

Cause I pwn you, like I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right

I'm going to give you some spanks,just like you're like Kyle and you suck ass at all the games you try to play;

Cause I pwn you, I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right(nice)

Pwn you.. I pwn you like you're like somebody's mom trying to play the games

I pwn you (Is that on? I dont think) I will pwn you.. sometime.. maybe when we play the game
[Hey Noobs la la la la la la la la la laI pwn you la la la la la la la la la]

Noobs.. I just like, kind of want to let you know,that like I totally like pwn, like you.. and ahh,You know you may think that like maybe one day like maybe I won't like anymore,But that's wrong..I'm always going to pwn you, cause I'm teh_pwnerer, it's just what I do.
[I pwn you la la la la la la la la la lalike you're someone's mom la la la la la la la la la]

I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right, oh you want some of that?

You're someone's mom.. Oh you begging for the mercy now
I'm gonna give you some spanks.. cause you're total noob and you'll suck ass at every game you try to play

I pwn all.

: D ah sia.ah sia.ah sia.ah sia.ah sia.ah sia.ah sia.ah sia.ah sia.ah sia.ah sia.

: D EMO! with the EMO-NITES. : D

i.. i was like, o..op..opening b..blogger?

then after that,

i like, a..accidently closed it?

and i like ... felt like crying?

so i like ... burst into tears.

and after that,

i like ... opened it again?

and then after that,

my mum called?

so i like, couldnt continue blogging?

and then after that,

i like... totally cried again.

and i like... told my mum she was controlling my life?

for not letting me blog?

and my mum like ..

stared at me with those eyes?

and i like..

cried again?

cos she like..

didnt understand what i was talking about yea?

so i like..

hated my life?

but then i started thinking?

what if i like ..

stopped crying?

and then..

i started crying again?

cos i didnt know what i was.. like talking about?

and now like ..

i gtg again?

so im like.. so depressed?

-life of a bored stupid person.

a dead blog

due to particular reasons,

this blog has been quite dead

( yes yes i know, rather tragic eh )

im sorry to be such a disappointed to ALL OUR GREATEST FANS OUT THERE READING THIS AND I KNOW U MISS US.

( u better be )

so! i decided to write a post to entertain u ppl for a while

not much has been going on.

the dd4 / 5 got separated cos of ... well retards.

its ok! i know ur devotion towards us has not been failing and we really appreciate it!

( aw so touching )

though im the only one typing / posting now

ONE DAY U PPL WILL TURN BACK AND SEE, THERE WAS A MAN!

called ah kay.

anyways.

will it kill u to blog

no right

so u must blog

and help the government

cos blogging = internet = $$ = government up! = government give more free things = we get more free stuff = we blog more to thank the government.

this is the cycle. always liddat one lo.

P.S. if u ever do visit this blog, the least u can do is to tag.

care to tell me why?

oh yes, i know that they suck too.

they're just a bunch of talented [ maybe not ] taken from diff schs ( CHEAT NO 1 ) , they train so much more ( CHEAT NO 2 ) , cos they're principal focuses more on that , they hardly care abt studies ( CHEAT NO 3 ) , and they're winning percentage shld be 100%. not 99.9% cos they got all the advantages.

SO if they dont win they're losers.

and they are.

i dunno why im discriminating them.

they've not offended me...

... IN BOWLING.

IM NOW SPEAKING IN THE FORM OF MY CCA!

but oh well they didnt win first ( nyeh ) for c div

sry i cant help u!

im not in bowling anymore

i haf no more.. FEEL for it.

so not much to discriminate leh.

our stuff club seperated.

1 went to handbells

1 went to bowling .. club. cos she wanted fun

[ but i agree club is funner ]

1 went to cross country

1 who is still faithful stayed at bowling.

i rmb us saying we would join bowling again next year and will be a team together!! but it was destroyed. so sad lehh.

ah g wishes them luck b4 bowling.

nvm. she can be double ass. triple ass and double ass.

BLAH!

AH SIA REPORTING. yay now ah kay can't blame me for not posting. hehehe.
1: I HATE THE THREE ASSES.
2: I HATE THE THREE ASSES.
3: I HATE THE THREE ASSES.
I think AH G knows what I am talking about. AH G ALSO VERY MEAN TO ME SNIFF SNIFF!!! [AH G: WHATEVER!] ANYWAY, IT'S JUST CRAP LARH THIS POST. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS JUST HATE THE THREE ASSES. OH MAN, I HATE THEM SO MUCH.
*grumbles away*

MOOD: BAD. VERY BAD. VERY VERY BAD. VERY VERY VERY BAD. DID I MENTION IT WAS BAD? YEAH. IT'S BAD.

triple asses really know how to be an asshole

DUMB TRIPLE ASS!

BOO THEM FOR [ i dunno what ]!

THEY DID [ something ] TO AH-SIA AND [ i dunno LEH ]

im sorry i need the details b4 i can help u

ah-g seems quite happy with the triple ass lehh.

oh wells AH SIA! NO WORRIES!!

G STRING WAS THANKING HER PARTNER!

THAT MEANS, HER BOWLING NOT THAT GOOD LAH!

IS HER PARTNER PULL HER UP ONE LAH!

ai ya ok lah ok lah. im *cough* jk.

conclusion by ah kay : do not be sad that ur team lost, but be happy that u beat g string individually.

world cup

careful of mosquitoes!

im getting bored of talking to myself you know

maybe i shld get a group of more interactive people to talk to me

this group ok lets sort out

1) ah-poo -> too lazy

[obviously]

i bet shes going to say, " what to you expect me to type anyway?! "

2) ah sia -> busy watching animae to even notice me screaming into her ears

3) ah-tu -> i dont even think she has come here b4.

4) ah kay (thats me) --> well i do blog so i cant complain about myself

good job me!

5) g-string ->

QUOTE : ok, i anyhow type can

2 days later ... ...

well the outcome = you dont see any post by her there do u.

so conclusion, you cannot trust any body in the world except me.

now im watching world cup.

ok fine im not.

im blogging.

i hope crc wins lah

germany bores me.

world cup is nothing. really

lets see

THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE WORLD CUP

1) a ball

2) a few ppl running around

3) oh yeah, goal post

4) a few screaming ppl

5) a camera

thats all. really.

i stepped on my brothers shit.

i didnt know what it was

so i squeezed it under my foot

when i found out it was shit,

i ... ok i dont tell u

ive been in contact with my brothers shit so much,

u can give me a test on it and ill score full marks i tell u

im in the mood for christmas now

jingle bell

jingle bell

ok now the moods gone

im in the mood for more food!

i ate maggi mee just now

so oh well.

it was hot

nice...

oh im going away for church camp

so dont expect this thing to get uploaded

[though it hardly is]

but =) haf fun with life anyway!

boo

WAH LAO EH. why am i the only one ever posting. CANT ANY OF U MOVE YOUR FINGERS AND JUST TYPE SOME CRAP?!!? MAN u ppl are h-o-p-e-l-e-s-s!

actually i wanted to post that crazy rgs girl thing but it didnt work out. so sad. i shall just continue from class blog then. haha

lol that rg girl is crazy.

wah holidays are so boring
i cant stand it
the whole day im just on msn and I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE!!
i dont want to go class party *CRYS**SOBS*
cos i got to give out the class shirt!!! *SOBS MORE*
okok i confess
i think the class shirt is alright
but its really really plain lah
its practically BLACK
serious
the heart is too high up liao
and the 1d'06 font ..
lets just say it isnt the best font u can find ever
the 4 girls we couldnt put
as .. it was just not possible
the man explain till to chim liao.
so, ...
yeah.
and yellow and red doesnt go on the black
u noe i think blue would haf been nice
but then they said blue cannot see
sure can see one!
o shit o shit o shit
some one PASS ME A TOILET BOWL!

laBRAdor park / civic district

sooo, today we went laBRAdor park / civic district, which ever u went to. ok for short form im just going to use lp and cd. kool.

i heard there are a lot of bugs at lp so im going to take a lot of precautions b4 going to lp.

MUST READ THE BELOW

1st) wear tight socks to prevent bugs from even TOUCHING my foot.

2nd) make sure the socks are high so i can cover more surface area.

more surface area = more skin covered = less bugs touching my skin = phew.

3rd) wear a shower cap so that no bug can even touch one strand of hair.

4th) wear a cap to cover my face since im going to look good and to cover that shower cap.

5th) must rmb to bring anti-bug spray

6th) bring pesticide [ who cares if its the same thing ]

7th) ask the pest control to go there and clean the whole entire park b4 we even step into that thing

8th) MOSQUITOE PPL! COME HERE!

9th) actually just asking g string to go along and ask her to talk to them as she can tele communicate with them cos shes a pest too.

10th) call the ambulance in case i die of bug bites or shock

11th) call the police to protect me from bugs

12th) throw a snicker bar [ not the one u gave me ] at ah poo, ah tu and ah sia and direct the bugs to them so they wont come near me
[ g string is at cd ]

13th) laying chips on the floor out to the road and hope the ants follow the trail

14th) when they follow the trail hope they get knocked down by cars on the road

15th) wear spike shoes to step on them

16th) wear super high boots so the bugs will get tired of even climbing up ur leg and just say " forget it, this humans too smart "

17th) stick a photo of me on ur face and all bugs will run
[ as for myself i dont need one ]

18th) wear a trash bag over and hope the ants cant touch u

19th) take some leaves and branches and hope u can blend in the surroundings so they wont bother coming to bite u

20th) put poison all over u that they'll DIE biting u and u will be happy.

isnt that a happy ending?

AS FOR CD, theres not much but i can give u 10 rules to make sure and precautions.

1st) MUST make sure, u haf battery in ur cam

2nd) [very prone to ah poo], CAMERA MUST HAVE FILM LAH!

3rd) ok i dont even think u'll rmb to bring ur cam so i write here

4th) bring all sun protection stuff [ cap, umbrella, sunblock, suncoat, ( got rain coat, got sun coat ) more hair to cover ur scalp, blah blah blah ]to remain fair and .. not dark. like fann wong whos so fair.

5th) do not jump off the building / bridge [ g string ] even if u're depressed im not with u, i cant always be by ur side, take it in ur stride. * sniffles dont cry *

6th) $$ important thing. later u go macs and u haf no money and u starve and u die and u blame me. so i write first.

7th) PORTABLE TOILET! wah i tell u i was holding for too long i cannot stand it anymore. there-is-no-toilet-there, no actually i couldnt find one.

8th) throw ur litter in the green rubbish bin or later u kana get summon.

9th) wear roller blades. it helps u move faster

10th) bring sweets to keep u awake during the talk.

ok! are u all set for ur trip? i bet so. i made it sound so fabulous that even i cant wait that im staying up till 1 am just typing this thing cos it was so dead that i JUST had to do something ya know what i mean.